Rinse your kale and slice or tear into bite sized strips.
In a large bowl, massage oil into the kale strips with your clean hands for about a minute or until the kale leaves have bruised just a hair and have softened enough to eat raw.
Toss in zest and shaved parm.
Top with croutons and caesar dressing.
Notes
Macronutrients: 5g carb, 14.5g fat, 17g protein
A good way to test if your kale is massaged enough is to taste a piece.
If your kale is really buggy, which can sometimes happen, fill a large bowl with cold water and put the strips in the bowl, then manually agitate the water. The bugs should detach and float in the water. Then you can take the kale out and rinse it.
If you're making ahead, leave the croutons out or they'll get soggy over time.