Blend all ingredients in the blender until you have a thick sauce.
Notes
Macronutrients: 10g carb, 22g fat, 10.5g protein.
The serving size is about 1/4 cup.
To help the blending process, add all the liquids first and slowly add in the drier ingredients.
Realistically, the amount of time this is going to take you all depends on the quality of your blender. Just know that if you've got a cheaper blended that it'll add some time and patience to the process.